But you don’t have an Uncle Paul

Uncle Paul pays a visit while the Father’s @ work & the Mother and daughter are @ home.

Father: “Hello?,Hi honey this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”
Little Girl: “No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”
Father:…”But honey you don’t have an Uncle Paul.”
Little Girl: “Oh yes I do! And he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy,right now!”
Father:…”Uh..okay then this is what I want you to do, put the phone on the table,run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, then shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”
Little Girl: “Okay Daddy, just a minute!”
A few minutes later….
Little Girl: “I did it Daddy.”
Father: “And what happened honey?”
Little Girl: “Well Mommy got all scared and jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug,hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”
Father: “Oh my God!!!,What about your Uncle Paul?”"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too, he got all scared just like Mommy did then he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool but I guess he didn’t know that you took all the water out last week to clean it and he hit his head on the bottom of pool,I think he’s dead.”
—Long Pause—
—Even Longer Pause—
Father:Wait..”Swimming pool?..uh Is this 486-5671 Sheldon residence